Total Medals Earned: 378 (From 53 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,940 Points
Medals Earned: 3/8 (225/500 points)
Hold it in 30 seconds
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Hold on 80 seconds
Complete Story Mode
Hold on 100 seconds
Get poop on dad 20 times.
Hold on 150 seconds
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)
Reach a highscore of 5 points
Reach a highscore of 10 points
Reach a highscore of 15 points
Reach a highscore of 20 points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Help Jack get to Culvers!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/255 points)
Start the game.
Set a high score!
Save up 250 BounceCoins!
Get B rank on Rhythm Mode.
Get A rank on Rhythm Mode
Get S rank on Rhythm Mode.
Medals Earned: 4/15 (45/370 points)
Kill the plumber 10 times
Check out Dojo.com
Beat level 12 under 5 seconds
Beat level 24
Like Kill the Plumber's page
Get stomped on level 1.
Touch and kill the plumber on level 4
Kill the plumber 100 times.
Beat level 36
Beat level 10 without jumping
Kill the plumber before timer runs out on level 23
Beat all Lost Levels
Get at least 108 stars
Get all 144 stars
Medals Earned: 4/5 (90/190 points)
Get 5 in-game Achievements!
Get 10 in-game Achievements!
Get 25 in-game Achievements!
Get 50 in-game Achievements!
Get all 89 in-game Achievements!
Medals Earned: 12/16 (65/90 points)
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Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Uh oh!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Medals Earned: 4/4 (125/125 points)
Take the easy way out.
That's quite a busy reign
Kinghood suxx
Grab your piece of eternal kingship